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THE SITUATION: Arrested for Brawl at Tanning Salon


Yes- at a tanning salon!

Jersey Shore star The Situation was arrested today (Tuesday) after allegedly brawling with his brother.

According to TMZ, Mike "Situation" Sorrentino was taken into custody at the Jersey tanning salon he co-owns with his brother Frank. He was booked for simple assault and posted $500 bail. Sitch, who was sporting a black eye, told TMZ that he and his bro were fighting over how to run the business. That was probably related to the fact that employees called cops last week when their paychecks bounced. Frank, however, wasn't arrested.

The Sorrentinos, a reality show following the former Jersey Shore star and his family, kicks off July 15th on TVGN.

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