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J.D. Greene

What Your Morning Drink Says About You

Posted April 24th, 2014 @ 1:13pm

I found this list of "what your morning drink says about you."  In the morning I drink coffee, like most people & it says that, "I'm a normal human being trying to function in the world." Others on the list:

Tea- "I'm a normal human being trying to function in the world, but I heard that coffee is bad for me, so I switched to tea.  I hate it and miss coffee."

Green Juice- "I'm planning to live forever."

Gatorade- "I'm hung over."

Vitamin Water- "I'm hung over, but am attempting to hide it slightly better."

Triple Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato- "I suck at life."

Chocolate Milk- "I don't want to ever grow up.  And, my sneakers have Velcro."

Beer- "I might have a drinking problem."

Whiskey- "I definitely have a drinking problem."

Courtesy of COED

Photo courtesy of flickr-chichacha

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