It’s a tale as old as time.
Guy meets girl. Guy tries to hit on girl. Guy either fails horribly and he goes home alone or his pick up line makes girl giggle and it’s happily ever after.
My name {{Kia}} is spelled the same way as the {{KIA}} car so I should have known the guys I would meet in my little lifetime would take complete advantage of coming up with the most horribly awesome pick up lines.
**TRUE STORY: ALL OF THESE LINES HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN USED**
Yes I giggled but no test drives were ever given. Girl has to have some standards.
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A real lady never kisses and tells