Lee Greenwood, or vampire? Over the weekend, I went on a Sugar Cane Plantation tour in New Orleans on Memorial day that's been along the shores of the Mississippi river for almost 300 years. My tour guide, who looked like Lee Greenwood, did the entire 45 minute tour in period clothing that had him in a wool coat with a wool scarf wrapped around his neck, yet he never broke a sweat in 90 degree heat. I was expecting him to either break into a rendition of "God bless the U.S.A." or reveal that he was actually a vampire and was the original plantation owner...