A woman ordered a TV, got the notification that it was delivered, but when she got home, the TV was not there. She (naturally) assumed that one of her neighbors stole it, so she decided to put a note on her neighbor's doors.
The note said:
To the person who stole my TV:
Bring it back and all will be forgiven. Otherwise, there will be no Christmas in this building. I will steal every single package. I will steal every mat and every trash can. I will engage in warfare until the day I move out. It's up to you, you broke bitch. You have 24 hours.
Well, it worked! She got her TV back and she posted a picture of the TV on Twitter with the caption, "Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer."