England Man Upset After People Keep Trying To Have Relations With His Bush

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A man in England is "disgusted" because people keep trying to have "relations" with his hedge. 

According to BBC News

Keith Tyssen has maintained his "privet lady" at his Sheffield home since 2000, but is often woken up in the night by distracted passers-by.

"They're climbing on top of her and pulling her legs apart - you know, it's disgusting," he said.

Mr Tyssen has considered putting up a sign or an alarm to curb the behaviour.

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