A man in England is "disgusted" because people keep trying to have "relations" with his hedge.
According to BBC News:
Keith Tyssen has maintained his "privet lady" at his Sheffield home since 2000, but is often woken up in the night by distracted passers-by.
"They're climbing on top of her and pulling her legs apart - you know, it's disgusting," he said.
Mr Tyssen has considered putting up a sign or an alarm to curb the behaviour.
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