OPRAH WINFREY released her 2018 list of "Favorite Things" yesterday. Oprah does this every year, and she's usually cool about not loading it with extravagant nonsense you can't afford. But there are 107 items, and some of the stuff seems a little indulgent . . . Like a $199 foot massager . . . a $168 adult onesie . . . $78 mittens . . . $144 fingerless gloves . . . a $498 "bamboo bedding bundle" . . . a $249 "smart" picture frame . . . a $198 pitcher . . . a $1,850 bike . . . a $149 pet blanket . . . and a $199 dog DNA test.