The Most Brutal Things Kids Have Said To Adults

Have you ever had a child, whether from your kid or or not, say something pretty savage or brutal to you?! Buzzfeed asked people to share their experiences and they were HILARIOUS! Check out some of our favorites below and click here to read more. Plus, feel free to share something a kid has said to you! 

"One day when I picked my son up from kindergarten, he got in the car and nonchalantly said, 'Mom, my friends said you are so pretty. But don't worry, I told them it was just because of the makeup.'"

"I picked up a chocolate bar and my 3-year-old daughter mooed at me.'"

"I was babysitting a little boy, and he told me I couldn't climb on his play set. I said, 'I'm too tall, huh?' And he responded, 'And not very skinny.'"

"Once my kid said to me, 'Your skin looks like chicken before you cook it.'"

"My best friend was pregnant, and I was at her house and said to her 3-year-old daughter, 'Aren't you so excited to be a big sister? You're always going to have someone to play with now!' She looked at me dead in my face and said, 'Good. Then I won't have to play with you anymore.'"

"I told my 3-year-old that he needed to go to sleep and he said, 'You know what? You're an asshole.'"

"A few weeks after having her baby brother, my 3-year-old daughter said, 'Momma, Ty's not in your belly anymore, so why are you still so big?'"

"I was quizzing my niece on her colors, and asked her to name something yellow. and she said, 'YOUR TEETH!'" And that's how a 3-year-old shamed me into keeping up with my dentist's appointments.

Sponsored Content

Sponsored Content