I don't even have an Apple Watch and this is funny.
I have a watch that is meant for running. It has GPS to track my runs plus a few of these features such as reminders to stand up, move around and drink water. I have all of those turned off.
I would never have messages connected because it would be impossible to ignore people who constantly need help. Plus I have enough trouble with the voice activation features although not quite the same issues that this woman has.
This video was produced by the Holderness family who has compiled a large collection of song parodies.
Photo credit: JUNG YEON-JE AFP