Scientists studying greenhouse gas contributors say a small amount of harmful emissions are coming from tree farts. Seriously.
Before you ask how it's possible for trees to fart when they don't have butts, there are a few things you need to understand. First of all, the woodsy toots are coming from dead trees. When they were alive, they were taking in a lot of carbon dioxide. So, when they die and begin to rot, and microbes and organic matter are broken down, they emit a lot of gas.