If you're married or have been in a relationship for a while, you'll definitely appreciate these jokes. Check out my personal favorites below and click here to read more!
You know you've been married a while when you can correctly answer "What's that one person's name in that movie about the thing?"— zack (@Mr_Kapowski) November 4, 2016
When my husband goes outside to investigate a strange noise, how long do I have to wait before un-pausing the show we were watching?— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) December 30, 2015
My husband is on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life.— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) November 2, 2014
Me as a husband😂 pic.twitter.com/2K0nSi9YL3— vanjie (@tropicoy) March 31, 2015
Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now.— keith (@tchrquotes) November 4, 2014
Wife: But I only...
Me: EXACTLY the amount
My wife & I just snoozed 2 separate alarm clocks for 2.5 hrs. This is the exact relationship I hoped for.— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) May 18, 2016
[facebook]— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 5, 2016
"5 years ago i married my best friend, my soulmate, i love you"
"eat all the leftovers again and i will end you"
Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 30, 2015
36 jokes about marriage that will make you both laugh https://t.co/ssixaYD38P— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) May 29, 2018