We're not sure why anyone would want a 10-foot-long inflatable colon, but someone has stolen one in Kansas City.
According to The Kansas City Star:
The inflatable colon is owned by the Cancer Coalition and is used as an educational tool to teach people about colon cancer. It was in Kansas City for a walk/run event scheduled for Saturday in Swope Park.
The Cancer Coalition ships the item across the country for walkers and runners to see and learn about the progression of colon cancer in a unique way, according to the press release.
Anyone who finds it is asked to call Kansas City police.