Usually, after a night of drinking you wake up in a panic wondering where your keys, wallet, and phone are. This guy woke up after a night of drinking and was missing his junk!
According to the Daily Mirror, 44-year-old guy named Tan Nan in Hunan, in southern China, recently went out drinking. And he put down so much that he passed out drunk. When he woke up the next morning he found his junk was missing.
You mean to tell me that he was so drunk that he didn't notice someone chopping it off. There was some good news for him though, whoever cut it off left his package next to him.
He hurried up and rushed himself and his junk to the hospital and after a seven-hour surgery, doctors were able to reattach it and get it working again. Tan says he has no idea who chopped it off or why they did it.