COMPANY SELLING “ALIEN ABDUCTION INSURANCE” POLICIES
Back in 1987, a company in Florida introduced “Alien Abduction Insurance” policies to their customers. And since then, business has been steady.
For about a $20 premium payment, policyholders are entitled to a $10 million payment if they can prove they’ve been abducted by aliens.
Well, as you can imagine, all the interest in aliens and gathering in the desert to storm the gates in recent weeks has been great for the company, which has added special Area 51 coverage to sweeten the pot.
If this sounds like something you need in your life, be sure to read the fine print before sending in your hard earned cash …
Yes. If you can prove you were abducted by aliens, you will receive $10 million. Unfortunately, the payout will only be $1 per year for the next 10 million years. (WOFL-TV)