My wife had an accident a few years ago with our month old car but I didn't care. I was grateful that the car took the impact and that our kids weren't with her.
This mom literally had a fender bender.
She didn't know how to tell her husband so she began by asking if he remembers that when she was pregnant, he told people "WE are pregnant". And when they had the baby, he announced by saying "WE had a baby".
She then tells him that "WE dented the car"! We can't see how it goes over but I would imagine just fine.
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