This just in, they're still ugly.
Last month, SOCKS with SANDALS showed up at a Louis Vuitton fashion show in Paris. And that should've been the sign: Ugly and eternally mocked is the new fashionable.
Because the Scottish fashion designer Christopher Kane just rolled out a new product: LUXURY CROCS. They look like basic Crocs, except that they've got some small rocks attached to them.
They're selling online for $216, which is at least 10 times what a pair of non-luxury Crocs will run you.