Local Police Dept. Is Asking People To Please Stop Doing It In Parking Lots


Champlin's Police Department has issued a warning on their Facebook page asking people to stop doing it in public parking lots. The warning reads:

Hey Champlin,
We would like to pass along a friendly reminder to everyone looking for some alone time with a sweetheart to please avoid any romantic entanglement in busy parking lots during normal business hours.
While we understand the cold weather can leave few options for finding some privacy in the moment, we would like to clarify that yes, you will draw suspicion when people can see you.
You know, because it’s noon. And you’re in an autobody parking lot.
Plus, nothing kills the mood quite like Officer Irish tapping on your window. So please, save your sweetie the embarrassment and find somewhere private for any canoodling.
Sincerely,
The Police

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