Uhhh....I don't think that's how 911 works!
A 54-year-old woman named Zelda Cotton from Tonawanda, New York called 911 on Saturday with a problem: She was trying to kill her 76-year-old boyfriend, she couldn't get the job done, and needed some advice.
According to ABC 7 - Buffalo, Zelda was drunk and already hit her boyfriend five times with a VCR and was trying to hit him with a leaf blower battery, but it wasn't working. Apparently, he wasn't even hurt.
The 911 dispatcher did not give Zelda any advice, but did send the cops to her place. They arrested Zelda for endangering the welfare of an elderly person and criminal possession of a weapon.