A Hawkins County, Tennessee woman was arrested for repeatedly calling 911 the other day to report that Blake Shelton was trying to kill her and a man in the woods with a knife, according to WKRN-TV. Wait, so if Blake Shelton was "trying to kill her" that means the man in the woods has to be Luke Bryan right, since they're besties?! So, when authorities arrived at her camper they found 48-year-old Mary Myers with slurred speech and an open bottle vodka on her table.
Oh and another thing, she also claimed that she was dating Eric Church and that Dolly Parton was flying in to see her. In all, this woman has Blake Shelton trying to kill her, dating Eric Church and Dolly Parton visiting her! Man, this woman is living quite the life! Although, Mary was then taken into custody and charged with abusing the 911 system