When I was a kid, I thought in the 2000s would have flying cars and everything would look like the Jetsons... nope not even close. Instead we got something to help you be even lazier!
Will 2024 be the year America reaches peak laziness? This might help us get there: You can now ask Alexa to clean your butt for you, according to Gizmodo. The annual Consumer Electronics Show starts tomorrow in Las Vegas. And the bathroom brand Kohler is pushing a new bidet that connects to Alexa or Google Home to offer voice-activated butt-washing.
Once she's done washing your butt, you can also ask her to turn on the drying feature to dry it off for you. Both features are offered in their PureWash E930 model, which retails for the low price of just $2,149. That's not for a full toilet, just the bidet seat itself. It's not a totally new feature. Kohler already offers it in their Numi smart toilet that came out a few years back. But it's supposed to be a more affordable version for the common man.
Their full-toilet option costs over $11,000 with installation and also has surround sound speakers.