Of course this had to happen in Florida...
Police in Melbourne pulled over a drunk driver... on a mobile scooter... in a Walmart. Apparently Aaron Gregory (39) was crashing into shelves and knocking over displays as he drove through the store. He was so drunk that they had to take him out of the store on a stretcher because he could not stand. Aaron was charged with driving under the influence, disorderly intoxication, and possession of an open container of alcohol. (The Smoking Gun)